Kids say the darndest things, right? They’re cute, funny, and some times, much more real than their adult counterparts. Some times, kids can tell the truth way better than adults can. It’s because kids haven’t been hardened by life like adults and they say whatever come to mind without realizing the severity of it. It’s […] More
Well all masturbate, right? It’s a completely normal part of life. We like to touch ourselves, most often in the comfort of our own homes, maybe with some lotion or a porno. But every once in a while, you get that horny urge to just find a place to fap ASAP. Doesn’t matter where you […] More
My mom used to say little, white lies to me when I was a kid so she didn’t have to deal with my antics when I was told the truth. Like, when I asked where my puppies had gone and if they were ever coming back she retaliated with, “They’re hanging out at the neighbor’s […] More
Pets bring a bunch of joy into our lives – that’s why we keep them around. They listen to us when we’re upset and crying over life’s difficulties and comfort us when we need them to. They’ll always be around to cheer us up when we need and all they ask from us is our […] More
When it comes to porn, there are a lot of appealing aspects. You get to watch people bang, what could suck about that? Well, if you’re well-versed in the world of pornography, you know that it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. People that watch a lot of porn are well-aware that not all pornos are […] More
Pets are the best of friends, no matter what critter. They’re always there to listen to your problems without judgment (unlike those stupid humans that always give their opinion on anything), they really great at cuddling, and always make you smile. WRONG. Animals are annoyingly cute but they can be quite the terror when they’re […] More
As if going through puberty wasn’t awkward enough, you’ve got to deal with the highly embarrassing moments that come with blossoming into an full-fledged adult. The first time I got my period, my mom was working the night shift at the hospital and I frantically called her thinking that something was painfully wrong with my […] More
When you work in an industry that requires dealing with customers, you’re bound to have some horror stories. People are just stupid a** holes, and so it’s inevitable that you are going to want to put some mofos in a choke hold. But besides being complete pieces of sh*t, you also get some of the […] More
One of the worst ways to spill a secret is when you’re drunk. Believe me, I know. I had an ex-boyfriend that started off as long distance until I moved to the same city (for him, yeah I know, bad move) but before I made the move, he made the mistake of getting belligerently drunk […] More
We all have things we’re embarrassed of. From our families to our bodies to that one night in college you REALLY don’t want to talk about. It’s kind of inevitable that everyone out there has something they’re ashamed of. Besides the things we can’t change, most of us have interests and hobbies that we’d consider […] More
When you think wedding, you think best night ever. It’s a night full of love, and music, and BOOZE. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot. You see, some people are just not meant to get married.. I know, SHOCKER! There are reasons people marry the wrong person. They feel trapped, they settle, or […] More
Imagine meeting a celebrity that you’ve been DYING to meet forever. You get the courage to walk up to them, and envision a perfect moment when they realize that you’re their biggest fan, and you deserve their respect. And then… they treat you like complete trash. Not all celebrities are alike. Sure, some treat you […] More
