Ever talked your way out of a ticket? Or were you so drunk and hilarious that a cop had no choice but to find your sloppiness entertaining? Perhaps you are just such a charming drunk, that you can befriend a cop and walk away without a hitch. Yeah, none of those things have happened to […] More
Sometimes we get a little out of hand when we drink. We puke our brains out, f*ck gross losers, spend dough we don’t have and say sh*t we really NEVER should have said. It happens, but we survive. Yeah, sure, sometimes your drunken escapades are HILARIOUS and result in the best stories ever that you will […] More
Dear Pizza Gods (Italians), THANK YOU SO MUCH. Seriously.. cheese, tomato sauce, bread.. you guys are f*cking geniuses. I wish I thought of it. Seriously dough (lol, get it?), pizza is so wonderful and it can turn any bad day into a day of warm cheese-filled bliss. Just that word pizza is enough to make a […] More
“DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT” should be considered one of the quotes that defines our generation. We needs the precious, ’cause sum of us can’t spell fo sh*t. But a lot of the time it only hurts our ability to communicate effectively. You know you’ve done it. You’ve trusted autocorrect, because it’s been faithful to you in […] More
New Year’s Eve — a time for resolutions, poppin’ bottles, and forgetting about all of the stupid sh*t you did last year. Well, you’re probably going to do the same stupid sh*t this year, but we can all just pretend that we’re going to be responsible, mature adults starting tomorrow (or next week or next month or never). […] More
Remember that time you met a bunch of awesome chicks in the club bathroom and talked about the creepy people hitting on you for hours? Or just traded compliments until you felt like the prettiest girl at the prom? Well, maybe you don’t remember, but it’s definitely happened to you. We’ve all had that one […] More
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the era of booty calls, it was the era of ghosting. Being modern peeps, we are well versed in the art of modern dating (even though it sucks). We know how to swipe right on dem hotties, and swipe left on […] More
Do you ever find that when you drink, you turn into the life of the party? Suddenly the people that pity laugh at your AWESOME dad jokes think you are damn hilarious. Sometimes alcohol brings out the worst in us. It makes us vomit on our computers and punch holes in windows. Other times, it […] More
We’ve all regretted a text once or twice (okay, a million times), and it’s safe to assume everyone can get a tad bit extra when it comes to relationships. Because truthfully, if it’s Friday night and pinot grigio’s on the table, we’re all just a little insane. And if there’s anything we’ve learned from hipster Instagram bios, there’s […] More
It is officially pumpkin spice season. From lattes and candles, to vodka and…condoms? You name it. It’s all pumpkin flavored. White girls love it openly and everyone else loves it in the privacy of their own homes. The leaves are beginning to change and the start of football season brings a whole new reason to […] More
Bummed about being back at school? These 25 texts will show you miracles happen in college. Summer is over. You’ve left the comfort of your parents’ home and, once again, your diet consists mainly of Ramen and Gatorade. The sweet smell of backpack sweat follows you around and you can’t quite seem to make it […] More
A mother is truly like no other woman in your life: she raised you, fed you, probably gave you way too much money as a teen, and still lets you cry on her shoulder when your romantic life goes to shit (again). And yet, there are few people in your life who will make you […] More
