Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We’re all sexual creatures with different things that turn us on. Some people are into the vanilla stuff, and kinky sh*t makes them uncomfortable, while for some, it’s the polar opposite. The kinkier the better! But what is too kinky? Is there a place where most people draw the line? Yes, there is. Because there […] More
When you work in an industry that requires dealing with customers, you’re bound to have some horror stories. People are just stupid a** holes, and so it’s inevitable that you are going to want to put some mofos in a choke hold. But besides being complete pieces of sh*t, you also get some of the […] More
Having a crush can be completely debilitating. You can’t eat, you can’t sleep, and you’ll do anything to make that person notice you. And I mean ANYTHING. You burn, you pine, you perish! People seriously do some crazy sh*t in the name of love. They’ll learn new languages, instruments, and even switch colleges for someone […] More
When it comes to sex and dating, people tend to dole out a lot of advice. Some of it is useful, and then some of it is pure crap. If I hear one more person tell me to play hard to get I’m going to twist their nipples (not in the sexy way). But there […] More
We all have things we’re embarrassed of. From our families to our bodies to that one night in college you REALLY don’t want to talk about. It’s kind of inevitable that everyone out there has something they’re ashamed of. Besides the things we can’t change, most of us have interests and hobbies that we’d consider […] More
Being socially awkward isn’t fun. It’s not like we (yes, I said we) wake up one day and are like “hey! It might good idea to make people around me uncomfortable?” It’s not a choice we make, it’s just an unfortunate part of our programming. But some parts that come along with being socially awkward […] More
When you think wedding, you think best night ever. It’s a night full of love, and music, and BOOZE. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot. You see, some people are just not meant to get married.. I know, SHOCKER! There are reasons people marry the wrong person. They feel trapped, they settle, or […] More
Ahh, teenagers. Remember when you were one? I do. Being cool meant wearing horseback riding boots, listening to top 40, and wearing Tiffany’s jewelry. It was a different world, and one I don’t miss. But the one things about teens? They always seem to know what’s “cool”. Or, we just think it’s cool because we’re […] More
Imagine meeting a celebrity that you’ve been DYING to meet forever. You get the courage to walk up to them, and envision a perfect moment when they realize that you’re their biggest fan, and you deserve their respect. And then… they treat you like complete trash. Not all celebrities are alike. Sure, some treat you […] More
Flying is a hit or miss. Sometimes you get a smooth flight, great movies and food, and you get a lot of sleep or work in. And who knows? Maybe you even make a friend or f*ck buddy along the way. But every person that travels will experience that one flight from hell. You get […] More
We all have secrets. If you don’t have any secrets, you’re just not living your life to the fullest! But there is a difference between a small secret (that you maybe let slip to a few peeps) and a huge earth-shattering secret that you plan on taking with you to the grave. You know the […] More
I’m all about sex toys. People need to find innovative ways to pleasure themselves, and sometimes your hand just doesn’t do it. So you resort to other methods.. and they’re usually the bomb.com. But the one sex toy I’m not a fan of? Sex dolls. Some of you might consider that closed minded, but when […] More
