WHY DO PEOPLE GHOST? It really sucks. Sure, one date and not talking after isn’t a big deal, but if you’ve gone on multiple dates, it’s just super uncool to disappear with no explanation. And then there are the people that ghost after dating for a long ass time. Like, ghosting after months, even YEARS […] More
When people start banging each other — the expectation is that you’re both going to orgasm an infinite amount of times, they’ll be attentive to your every need, and your sexual chemistry is great enough to make even Bill Nye’s head turn. Wouldn’t that just be lovely? Unfortunately, it’s pretty easy to be let down or […] More
Run-in’s with your ex will never not be awkward, unless you’re one of those people that’s still friends with their ex’s (which in that case, you’re downright insane). If you’re like the rest of us and can’t stand seeing the sight of your ex because they’re called an ex for a reason, then you can […] More
Sex is a wonderful, magical, gross, hilarious, and delicate tango between two (or three or four or sixteen) people. It’s one of the most natural things to do, aside from eating and sh*tting, and hey — you can even do those things while having sex, too! Hoorah! So when the mood is right, your genitals are […] More
Breaking up and getting dumped is seriously the pits. No one enjoys getting their ass kicked to the curb. But, unfortunately, it’s part of life, and we’ve got to deal with it. But you know what’s worse than getting dumped? Getting dumped for the dumbest reason imaginable. Like if you got a haircut and your […] More
One night stands are always a hit or miss. Sometimes it’s everything you wanted from a boink sesh: quick, painless, to the point, and DONE. You’re like BOY BYE SEE YOU HOPEFULLY NEVER BUT GOOD JOB! Other times it’s just the worst. You want to get out of that bed ASAP and pray to all […] More
The most important relationship rule out there is to be with someone that treats you well. Yeah, there are a lot of other rules, but that one is NUMBER ONE. You want to be with someone that respects you, and treats you with kindness and compassion. But, surprisingly, this is one of the rules some […] More
You’re 12 years old. You’re waiting for the porn to load on your parent’s desktop computer as the image slowly realizes one pixel at a time. F*ck dial-up. Your friend sent you a link on your hotmail account and you sit patiently, awaiting the impending boobs that will bare before you. All of a sudden, […] More
We’ve all been there — you’re chatting up your crush in the middle of the hallway, doe-eyed and trying not to look like a serial killer, when you spew the most cringeworthy word vomit that has ever been uttered. “I WANT TO BE ON YOU!” Your crush recoils in fear/shock/confusion/annoyance as you try to make things […] More
Getting dumped sucks, no matter how that dish is served. Despite the manner in which it’s delivered or the excuse they give, it just freakin’ blows. But if I had the choice, I’d want to get dumped in a terrible way. Seems weird right? Well, don’t you want an excuse to fuel that sadness into […] More
Sometimes a one night stand is exactly what you need. You’re in, you’re out, no attachments or feels.. just sex. Usually it ends, and the next morning (or right after) you’re on your way, no info exchanged, and you’re back out in the world as if nothing happened. But that’s not always the way it […] More
Ugh divorce, amirite?! It’s both a blessing and a curse. See, although it can tear families apart, imagine how many people would be left in toxic relationships, unable to get out, without it? A shit ton. Most people these days have had at least one divorce under their belt. Those divorces can go one of […] More
