Sexual attraction can be pretty unexplainable and random. One day you might cream your pants for the meat clerk with a burly AF beard at Whole Foods, the next — you’re sucking off that vegan poet who quotes “The Office” and wants you to stick a finger up his bum. Not that that’s ever happened. Ever. […] More
In the name of hitting on women, men have said some pretty dumb things. But when you think dumb, you think of shitty pickup lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” among other classics. Sure, they’re cliche, and annoying, but they’re not a complete deal breaker (if used ironically, of course). But […] More
It’s date night — the lights are low, you’re snuggled up on the couch drinking wine and watching The Great British Baking Show (because duh), and you’re staring deep into bae’s eyes wondering how you got so lucky. Your boyfriend squeezes your hand or boob and whispers in your ear that he’s “ready.” You move to […] More
When two (or three or five or — okay, chill the f*ck out, y’all) people decide to bump uglies, the expectation is for smooth R&B jams to ease the foreplay in, for no one to fumble around looking for holes or pleasure points or knock their teeth together, and that everyone involved will orgasm and […] More
Guys get boners all the damn time. Whether it’s in the privacy of their own home, or out in public at the most inconvenient times, THEY BE GETTIN’ IT. Although sometimes dudes have no clue why their little guy is saluting the world, a lot of the time they can pin point exactly what caused […] More
Dating is a sh*tshow. I’ve been back in the dating game for the past three years and I still don’t know what I’m doing wrong. There’s been countless talks with friends, both male and female, and I still can’t get the hang of the dating game. Do you jump on board with the rest of […] More
Can we all collectively agree that the Fifty Shades of Grey series is some of the worst writing that has made it onto the New York Times Bestseller list? So, now that we’ve got that out of the way, we can also agree that Fifty Shades did bring BDSM somewhat into the mainstream. Back in […] More
Feet — they help get you from point A to B, they can be primped and pampered and polished, they hurt like a motherf*cker after your 9 hour shift, and they can facilitate the best gahd-damn orgasm of your entire life. Well, for some people. The realm of foot fetishism has gained more traction over the […] More
Look, you can’t deny that you’ve asked for sex advice from anyone that was willing to give you their words of wisdom. When you first started thinking about sex, you had to have asked friends, older siblings, or anyone else within earshot. I’m sure you’ve got some legitimately good advice about being between the sheets […] More
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. Alright, not everyone, but a hell of a lot of people out there have brains made of applesauce and turdlets. One reason I’m so sure of this? The things people do to avoid pregnancy and STDs. Although I’d love to solely blame […] More
Your wedding day is supposed to be one of the best days of your life. You marry your soul mate, and are surrounded by people that you love, and that care deeply about your happiness. Or do they? Sure, usually when the priest or whomever asks if anyone objects, 99% of the time it’s dead […] More
There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. We fight, we disagree, and we have moments where we wonder if we’re with the right person. It happens, even in the relationships you view as ideal. But although all relationships come with some issues, there are some things that are actually pretty big indicators that […] More
